Cutthroat Negotiator

Creature — Orc Pirate

Parley — Whenever Cutthroat Negotiator attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token. Then each player draws a card.

"Either you two figure out how to share, or I'm going to share these swords with the insides of your skulls."