Knight of the Hokey Pokey
Unsanctioned
#8
Creature — Knight
First strike , Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
That's what it's all about.
Illustrated by Kev Walker
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Standard
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Modern
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Pioneer
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Legacy
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Vintage
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Pauper
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Commander
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Brawl
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Historic
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